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Sure it's a little late but humourous none the less...

10 signs your child is a hacker

School maybe out for summer, but kids are still behind the keyboard

School's out, and if your child is acting, well, suspiciously while on his or her summer holidays, there's a chance he could be making some cash on the side - as a computer hacker. Here are the top-10 signs your child has entered this nefarious business:

1. Your phone bill lists 1,987 household lines.

2. Your son tells you that his private interview with the secret service agent was for a social studies class essay at summer school.

3. You receive mail addressed to Phil E. Phreak.

4. The kid cheers Lex Luthor whenever a Superman movie runs on TV.

5. The CEO of a major telecom provider appears on your doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably and begging forgiveness.

6. You find a copy of Phrack magazine hidden under the underwear in your son's bedroom dresser.

7. The kid asks for a Novell Access Server for his birthday.

8. The little silver-coloured wheel on your electric meter spins so fast it flies off, slices your neighbor's elm tree neatly in two and flattens a tire on a Chevy Monte Carlo three blocks away.

9. Your son's English teacher calls, sounding really curious, to ask why the kid selected the Edmonton phone directory for his monthly summer school book report.

10. He names Robert Morris Jr. as his "ideal role model."

hhmmm....

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