So two Irishmen are the only survivors in a shipwreck. Floating helplessly in a lifeboat they come across a lamp floating in the ocean. Mickey reaches out, grabs the lamp, and after rubbing it for awhile a genie appears. The genie says, "You are granted one wish."
Paddy yells, "Make the whole ocean into the best-tasting beer ever." And with a thunderous crash the ocean becomes the finest brew known to man.
With the suds gently lapping against the sides of the boat, Mickey with an angry roar yells, "Oh! That's great. Now we have to piss in the boat."
Thoughts
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