I seem to have worn myself out, all too much easier these days...
I have done a crap load of cleaning in this place today and it doesn't look like I've done a thing...
I can see where I will be spending my week off at the end of may, doing nothing but cleaning around here unless I can get a hell of a lot more done before then...
Anybody else have friggin stray cats around their places? Saw one tonight and I don't know why it would be laying around my front porch.
The porch is just barely big enough to hold the barbecue and a couple of plants but for some reason, the damn thing keeps trying to get up there at night...
Wonder if it knew that there was a cat eating Pit Bull inside, if it would be so eager to get on the porch?
Sure Brutus is 12 years old and finds it hard to get up to even go out in the morning before I leave for work but the sound of squirrels or cats is enough to make him jump around like a puppy again.
Anyway, got to hit the hay, daughter will be up in the morning, she picks up her new uniforms first thing in the morning and will be around shortly after that...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 98
Damn!, It's like summer out there today....
Make ya think winter is done but those slightly below zero nights keep remindin ya....
Decided to do some house cleaning, spring and all, don't ya know...
Didn't realize what kind of a slob my youngest son is gettin to be...
He's 17 and he used to complain and get bitchy and pissy about the way his older sister used to keep her room...
He has taken to sleeping on the couch in the living room, no a problem s it has been warmer that his room but, all of his clothes and garbage and just plain shit is piling up in front of it...
I have been ignoring the mess, too mentally defunct after talking to idiots all day...
I picked up the clothes and threw them on the couch and found garbage, old chip bags, cheese slice wrappers, new socks, books..... I could go on with the list...
Just wait til I kick his ass into doing some cleaning....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Make ya think winter is done but those slightly below zero nights keep remindin ya....
Decided to do some house cleaning, spring and all, don't ya know...
Didn't realize what kind of a slob my youngest son is gettin to be...
He's 17 and he used to complain and get bitchy and pissy about the way his older sister used to keep her room...
He has taken to sleeping on the couch in the living room, no a problem s it has been warmer that his room but, all of his clothes and garbage and just plain shit is piling up in front of it...
I have been ignoring the mess, too mentally defunct after talking to idiots all day...
I picked up the clothes and threw them on the couch and found garbage, old chip bags, cheese slice wrappers, new socks, books..... I could go on with the list...
Just wait til I kick his ass into doing some cleaning....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Friday, April 28, 2006
TGIF....
I got a case last night that shows there are some decent people still in this world...
Seems they found a product that was accidently left in a cab and wanted to return it to the owner...
I have the pleasure of seeing if I can find the owner and facilitate the return...
Should prove a little interesting...
Other than that, looks like it will be business as usual...
Thoughts
Seems they found a product that was accidently left in a cab and wanted to return it to the owner...
I have the pleasure of seeing if I can find the owner and facilitate the return...
Should prove a little interesting...
Other than that, looks like it will be business as usual...
Thoughts
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Short 6....
I seem to have run out of posting material...
Not really, just not up to it this morning...
It's gotten cool again here, thought winter was gone, I guess it must be just a reminder that nature is still in control...
Anyway, happy hnt for those that still do that...
Thank Christ the week is almost over..
Man, what a crappy post...
But it is a post...
Have a great day peeps..
Thoughts
Not really, just not up to it this morning...
It's gotten cool again here, thought winter was gone, I guess it must be just a reminder that nature is still in control...
Anyway, happy hnt for those that still do that...
Thank Christ the week is almost over..
Man, what a crappy post...
But it is a post...
Have a great day peeps..
Thoughts
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 97
What way to start a day...
The first two callers yesterday were completely off the wall...
The first wanted to talk to another member of my team as he is he contact in the company. I told her that I would see if he was available. That was the first time she told me to quit "monkeying around".
WTF?
I had to tell her that he was on a call with someone else and would have to get back to her and proceeded to try to confirm the phone number so that he would be able to get to her.
Again, I was told that I was "monkeying around" and then she hung up...
WTF?
The next caller wanted to talk his contact, a different person, to buy an additional product. I told him that the contact was on a call which is when he said he hasn't got time for this and hung up...
WTF?
Had another customer call in and the first words out of her mouth, "Thank God you speak good English!"
WTF?
After dealing with her issue, I thought about the call and she had repeated the same statement at least 4 times. It was kind of funny coming from someone who was speaking like of backwards inbred who wouldn't know "good English" if it jumped up and slapped her in the face...
One of my colleagues that sits one cube over from me, is of east Indian descent. He speaks the English language quite well. The number of these people who claim that they don't understand him is absolutely phenomenal.
It's like they hear the accent and their minds immediately go into a "I'm not listening to this guy cause he ain't one of us" mode.
Stupid people....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
The first two callers yesterday were completely off the wall...
The first wanted to talk to another member of my team as he is he contact in the company. I told her that I would see if he was available. That was the first time she told me to quit "monkeying around".
WTF?
I had to tell her that he was on a call with someone else and would have to get back to her and proceeded to try to confirm the phone number so that he would be able to get to her.
Again, I was told that I was "monkeying around" and then she hung up...
WTF?
The next caller wanted to talk his contact, a different person, to buy an additional product. I told him that the contact was on a call which is when he said he hasn't got time for this and hung up...
WTF?
Had another customer call in and the first words out of her mouth, "Thank God you speak good English!"
WTF?
After dealing with her issue, I thought about the call and she had repeated the same statement at least 4 times. It was kind of funny coming from someone who was speaking like of backwards inbred who wouldn't know "good English" if it jumped up and slapped her in the face...
One of my colleagues that sits one cube over from me, is of east Indian descent. He speaks the English language quite well. The number of these people who claim that they don't understand him is absolutely phenomenal.
It's like they hear the accent and their minds immediately go into a "I'm not listening to this guy cause he ain't one of us" mode.
Stupid people....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 96
Note the two entries for yesterday, damned blogger crapped out... then I tried to published one when I got home last night and it posted both attempts....oh, well, shit happens...
Kinda makes it hard for those of us that are, I guess, so anal that we must post every single day...
I have not missed one single day since starting this blog and I am trying to keep it that way...
We have a repatriation of four of our soldiers coming back today from Afganistan but our damned government will not even lower the flags to half mast for their return to Canadian soil...
The government won't allow the media to cover the return either...
WTF!
Time to take the frickin' govenment out....
My son just joined the military and if he was to be killed and brought back in this way, I can tell you, the assholes would know in no uncertain terms, exactly how I would feel...
Bad enough I'm thinkin about the possibilities at this point....
Have a great day and I'll work on mine...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Kinda makes it hard for those of us that are, I guess, so anal that we must post every single day...
I have not missed one single day since starting this blog and I am trying to keep it that way...
We have a repatriation of four of our soldiers coming back today from Afganistan but our damned government will not even lower the flags to half mast for their return to Canadian soil...
The government won't allow the media to cover the return either...
WTF!
Time to take the frickin' govenment out....
My son just joined the military and if he was to be killed and brought back in this way, I can tell you, the assholes would know in no uncertain terms, exactly how I would feel...
Bad enough I'm thinkin about the possibilities at this point....
Have a great day and I'll work on mine...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Monday, April 24, 2006
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Short 5....
Gotta like tenderloin steaks on the barbecue with a side of onions and mushrooms and some taters...
yumm......
The daughter picked up a shift for tonight at work so we had to make it an early and short day.
Just gonna go back to watching a couple other movies before bed time.
and here is a link for ya too...
http://www.ernestcline.com/dmd/
Watch for the usual graffitti tomorrow. Hope y'all had a good weekend.
Thoughts
yumm......
The daughter picked up a shift for tonight at work so we had to make it an early and short day.
Just gonna go back to watching a couple other movies before bed time.
and here is a link for ya too...
http://www.ernestcline.com/dmd/
Watch for the usual graffitti tomorrow. Hope y'all had a good weekend.
Thoughts
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 95
There are so many subjects I could write about today, damned gas prices, damned whiney pissy Canadian attitude, Damned ignorant Indians(Just a couple of bad apples in our area), damned asses I have for management.... Just could go on forever....
Then I wake up tomorrow and I don't remember any of it, kinda like Alzheimers....
There are a couple I wish I could get away with forgetting, electricity bill, water bill, phone bill, oil bill, food bill, keeping clothes on the little guy (17 yr old, 6'5", 180 lb, bottomless pit)
Guess it doesn't really matter, life goes on and shit happens no matter how much ya write or complain....
I'll think about it some more, maybe I'll forget to breathe....
Yea, not likely, too much suffering for me yet....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Then I wake up tomorrow and I don't remember any of it, kinda like Alzheimers....
There are a couple I wish I could get away with forgetting, electricity bill, water bill, phone bill, oil bill, food bill, keeping clothes on the little guy (17 yr old, 6'5", 180 lb, bottomless pit)
Guess it doesn't really matter, life goes on and shit happens no matter how much ya write or complain....
I'll think about it some more, maybe I'll forget to breathe....
Yea, not likely, too much suffering for me yet....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Friday, April 21, 2006
Rules...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving
it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you
think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh
Thoughts
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports.
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving
it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you
think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever
you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh
Thoughts
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 94
I have had dealings with two "church ministers" in the past two weeks regarding a couple of products for my companies client...
My colleagues can't even believe that these guys were ministers...
Their whole attitude was right off the wall....
The thought that they seem to think they have more rights that the average person because of their positions is mind boggling...
Never mind what they are teaching the "flock"....
Damn good thing I'm not a religious man, I might have had more to say to these two self righteous asses...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
My colleagues can't even believe that these guys were ministers...
Their whole attitude was right off the wall....
The thought that they seem to think they have more rights that the average person because of their positions is mind boggling...
Never mind what they are teaching the "flock"....
Damn good thing I'm not a religious man, I might have had more to say to these two self righteous asses...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 93
Safety....
Just how and why are we trying so hard to keep our kids safe?
Don't get me wrong, my three kids are the only people that I would actually give my life up for....
I was listening to the radio and all the talk about bike helmets...
How did we as people, make it this far without all of the protection afforded our kids now?
I'm waiting for the full body armor and the laws that will keep your kids from doing anything that may, in any way, shape, or form, hurt them...
Can't eat any food, might choke on it...
Can't ride in any kind of vehicle, might have an accident...
Can't watch TV, might damage the eyes...
Can't use the computer, might connect with a goof...
Can't talk to anyone outside your own home, might be another goof...
They will have to wear full body armor and not be allowed to expose themselves to air.... Damn germs...
Sure, it sounds stupid here but look around you and check into the laws and bylaws that are there for "your protection"
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Just how and why are we trying so hard to keep our kids safe?
Don't get me wrong, my three kids are the only people that I would actually give my life up for....
I was listening to the radio and all the talk about bike helmets...
How did we as people, make it this far without all of the protection afforded our kids now?
I'm waiting for the full body armor and the laws that will keep your kids from doing anything that may, in any way, shape, or form, hurt them...
Can't eat any food, might choke on it...
Can't ride in any kind of vehicle, might have an accident...
Can't watch TV, might damage the eyes...
Can't use the computer, might connect with a goof...
Can't talk to anyone outside your own home, might be another goof...
They will have to wear full body armor and not be allowed to expose themselves to air.... Damn germs...
Sure, it sounds stupid here but look around you and check into the laws and bylaws that are there for "your protection"
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 92
Gas has reached $1.04 a liter and you can hear a lot of crabbing about it...
I think the radio personality pretty much summed up the attitude of the Canadian people in one statement...
"That is the price and you either buy it or you don't, doesn't matter if you complain or not..."
The way I see it, those that can afford the price or can pass it on through their businesses don't care to help the rest of the people who can't by doing something other than grousing about the price...
I know that I am going to be in a dire situation next winter when I have to find a way to heat my house...
I wonder if the jackass neighbor will notice that I am using pieces of their porch in a fireplace to heat my house....
Thoughts
I think the radio personality pretty much summed up the attitude of the Canadian people in one statement...
"That is the price and you either buy it or you don't, doesn't matter if you complain or not..."
The way I see it, those that can afford the price or can pass it on through their businesses don't care to help the rest of the people who can't by doing something other than grousing about the price...
I know that I am going to be in a dire situation next winter when I have to find a way to heat my house...
I wonder if the jackass neighbor will notice that I am using pieces of their porch in a fireplace to heat my house....
Thoughts
Monday, April 17, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Really short.
Most of my family is going to be here today, so really don't have the time, see ya with the usual Graffitti Monday tomorrow.
L8tr
Thoughts
(PS: The kid tells me I don't need the "t" in that later thing but I DON"T CARE!!!)
L8tr
Thoughts
(PS: The kid tells me I don't need the "t" in that later thing but I DON"T CARE!!!)
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Random
These are for those times that I really have nothing....
My daughter bought me a scent burner. These things hold little votive candles that melt some wax"tarts" that are scented and keep the place smelling better than it would without them.
Seems I have started to collect them without realizing it...
Anyway, here is the latest addition to the collection..
Thoughts
My daughter bought me a scent burner. These things hold little votive candles that melt some wax"tarts" that are scented and keep the place smelling better than it would without them.
Seems I have started to collect them without realizing it...
Anyway, here is the latest addition to the collection..
Thoughts
Friday, April 14, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 91
Had a call from a woman who called the corporate office yesterday and she was transferred to me...
She purchased a product last June and last week it failed...
To be sure, I asked all of the questions to ensure that the unit was, in fact, dead, which it was...
I started to setup a service for the product but was stopped by the woman screeching that she wanted her money back....
WTF?
She said it had failed in less than a year and she did not want the product anymore.
I told her that is why we have a warranty and that I would replace the product without question.
She then claimed that we were not standing behind our product?
I told her that that is what the warranty was for and that I was going to replace it....
She said it failed in under a year and she wanted nothing to do with it...
I asked if she would condemn a whole product line because of one failure?
She said yes!
Needless to say, I setup a replacement and will be following up with the frickin loon....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
She purchased a product last June and last week it failed...
To be sure, I asked all of the questions to ensure that the unit was, in fact, dead, which it was...
I started to setup a service for the product but was stopped by the woman screeching that she wanted her money back....
WTF?
She said it had failed in less than a year and she did not want the product anymore.
I told her that is why we have a warranty and that I would replace the product without question.
She then claimed that we were not standing behind our product?
I told her that that is what the warranty was for and that I was going to replace it....
She said it failed in under a year and she wanted nothing to do with it...
I asked if she would condemn a whole product line because of one failure?
She said yes!
Needless to say, I setup a replacement and will be following up with the frickin loon....
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Things that make you go hhmm.... 90
Looks like a cleaning has come to the place where I work...
The highest on the ladder in the building has been let go...
It looks like we have the CEO of the whole company showing up here shortly, maybe even this week...
Just wait til they get my email abbot the rest of the crap that has been going on in this place, should prove even more interesting...
Keep your eyes open for more as it unfolds...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
The highest on the ladder in the building has been let go...
It looks like we have the CEO of the whole company showing up here shortly, maybe even this week...
Just wait til they get my email abbot the rest of the crap that has been going on in this place, should prove even more interesting...
Keep your eyes open for more as it unfolds...
hhmmm....
Thoughts
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Humpday
Here is a link I found, quite a bit of work went into this animation, sure wish I could do it...
Animusic-Pipe Dream
Thoughts
Animusic-Pipe Dream
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